Miss Piggy’s Top 10 Beauty Tips And A Glam Retrospective

Miss-piggy-shoulder miss-piggy-3 Miss-piggy-1 miss-piggy-ne-yo-05 Miss-Piggy misspiggy miss-piggy-gallery miss-piggy-2 Miss-Piggy1Orange British Academy Film Awards 2012 - Inside ArrivalsBecause the guy (Mitt Romney) , who wanted to take away Miss Piggy’s wardrobe allowance (and all PBS funding) forever, did not win, forcing her to dress like Anne Hathaway in Les Miz (but with panties), a Landlordrocknyc celebration of Miss Piggy’s smart mouth and timeless cear-miss-piggy-01-vSesame Street style.

For the thin look, buy clothes two sizes too large.

For the glamorous look, choose plain-looking dining companions.

Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store.

Never use yellow lipstick.

Never color your teeth.

Never powder your tongue.

Never put flowers in your nose.

Never braid your eyelashes.

Never put anything blue on your cheeks.

Never eat anything you can’t lift.

 
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