Move over, Joan Rivers and The Fashion Police. Everyone’s favorite porcine blonde fashion sage is here to remind us how an iconic star updates her glamour i.q.with looks from Brian Atwood and Louis Vuitton. So what if Salma Hayek married the boss, Mr. Pinault, in lieu of the girl with the amazing pigure? Piggy’s got Kermit, a dreamy and pricey couture LV frock to wear on camera for the Oscars and footage of that sexy romp on the beach like Deborah and Burt. Added bonus for Miss Piggy fans? A Jane Russell-ish shot of Piggy In the Hay; wearing Julia’s Pretty Woman but very 80’s boots; and the couple in period costume.