It should be appointment TV, but Bravo’s Fashion Night was so much of a snore , I almost left the chic side of reality TV for the redneck rich guys aka, “Duck Dynasty”
“Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean”–Elvis, Polk Salad Annie (VIDEO) :
Swamp People is another rating hottie also starring guys with raggedy Deliverance beards. But these boys don’t have money and spend their lives chasing gators in Louisiana so that the Givenchy gown consignor on the new “Dukes Of Melrose” can flash that shiny black alligator Birkin on episode one. Just seeing close-ups of museum quality vintage almost makes this one worth watching and Decade partners Cameron Silver
and Christos Garkinos are amusing and knowledgeable dealers.
But I found myself watching the clock as Rachel Zoe & co agonized over her repetitious collection of sequiny ponchos sliding off one shoulder. And her former apprentice Brad Goreski, in all his hyper, colorful-suited stylist glory,
gave some peppy, preppy punch to Kate Spades’s 20 year anniversary collection. It’s hard to care about any of it, but the shows are pretty to look at.