The ‘Duck Dynasty’ Driver: Tod’s Camo Chic

J. P. Tod’s suede driving moc  is so down home and comfy looking with  a Duck Dynasty vibe  that makes it  look like inexpensive army surplus instead of a $445 71adb5b518f2d34e4bb76bb15cda67b8Italian import. Kinda like the Robertsons themselves, who don’t look like money but have it.200px-Duck_Dynasty_Promo

Bravo TV’s ‘Married To Medicine’ And The Creepiest Cat Fight Ever

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The poolside cat fight on Bravo’s new reality series Married to Medicine is this season’s version of  NJ Housewife Theresa Giudice’s table-flipping tantrum a few years back.

Once again, over-accessorized women who live in over-decorated McMansions bait each other for the camera and the Neilson’s . Female treachery is not pretty but seems to be a cliche-ridden crowd pleaser.  On Bravo, dinner parties and vacations  always dissolve into chardonnay-fueled “she said/she said” shouting matches over imagined insults and gossip gone viral. Andy Cohen must be thrilled with his newest women acting badly hit but some of us still get uncomfortable over these increasingly negative portrayals of women who I suspect share the same stylist and plastic surgeon. (Do you know anyone who visits a girl friend dressed in sky-high heels, huge earrings and hair extensions?)  pawn_stars_cast Duck_Dynasty_PromoTime to switch the channel and watch the Pawn Stars in their cheap black tee shirts actually enjoy life,  each other and their good fortune. Ditto for the  Duck Dynasty clan. Despite their lack of designer clothes and pretensions, these folks likely have more money than the various “housewives”. They certainly have more class.

Is Rachel Zoe’s 2 Year Old Son Skyler The Cutest Kid in Hollywood? ; Skyler Style Photos And Closet

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Rachel Zoe takes her son Skyler to Coldwater Canyon Park in Los Angeles 86897pcn_zoe001 Stylist Rachel Zoe goes out for a walk with adorable son Skyler Berman in Los AngelesRachel Zoe and Rodger Berman Take Son Skyler Shopping skyler Skyler+Berman+Rachel+Zoe+Goes+Shopping+Skyler+_8qYYWkPZYQl Skyler+Berman+Rachel+Zoe+Shops+Melrose+Little+DfrGLpRDJ0olWatching BravoTV’s Rachel Zoe Project on Wednesday is worth it just to see this adorable toddler toddling around in his designer onesies and Zoe-ish signature fedora. But ratings for momma’s show are at an all time low and there are cancellation rumors. Say it ain’t so, but are  Zoe’s viewers  watching Duck Dynasty instead? The mega-hit boasts 12 million fans vs. about a half a million for the more fashionable Berman clan. Brad Goreski is doing even worse. Yes, there is a little stylish schadenfreude in that news for those not mad about Brad.

It’s A Bad, Brad World And Boring Wednesday Fashion Night For Bravo TV

It should be appointment TV,  but Bravo’s Fashion Night was so much of a snore , I almost left the chic side of reality TV for the redneck rich guys aka, “Duck Dynasty”

The Robertson Duck Dynasty before they had beards and money.

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The Robertson Duck Dynasty Before They Had Beards and Money.

duck-decoder-blog480 . on  A & E.  I’ve never seen cable’s top rated family saga of duck calls and decoys,  but it’s been a breakout hit for four seasons.

“Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean”–Elvis, Polk  Salad Annie (VIDEO) :

Swamp Peopleswamp_slide Swamp-People-300x225 swamp-people-guist-brothers-205x125 is another  rating hottie also starring guys with raggedy Deliverance beards. But these boys don’t have money and spend their lives chasing gators in Louisiana  so that the Givenchy gown consignor on the new “Dukes Of Melrose” can flash  that  shiny black alligator Birkin on episode one. Just seeing  close-ups of museum quality vintage almost makes this one worth watching   and Decade partners Cameron Silver

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and Christos Garkinos are amusing and knowledgeable dealers.

But I found myself watching the clock as Rachel Zoe & co agonized over her repetitious collection of sequiny ponchos sliding off one shoulder. And her former apprentice Brad STREETFSN rachel-zoe-full-v2Goreski, in all his hyper, colorful-suited  stylist glory,
gave some peppy, preppy punch to Kate Spades’s 20 year anniversary collection. It’s hard to care about any of it, but the shows are pretty to look at.