YSL’s Neo-Grunge: The Highest-Priced Hipster Shirt On Earth

Is it possible to be more ENC?  Emperor’s New Clothes, that is. Presenting the $2,990 plaid ba3fe096bcb81a90006f5a2bc1268520flannel shirt from Yves Saint Laurent.
Bergdorf’s bills it as Punk-Grunge. I’m still in shock and in awe
of the hubris it takes to charge nearly $3,000 for this shapeless bit of non-design meant to be worn over a little, black, equally over-priced dress ($2,990).

BGB29N6_mxDefinitely for the “I only donate, but never shop at the thrift shop”  crowd. Everyone else can duplicate the look for under $50 at their local Goodwill.

Cheryl Eisen Re-stages The Apthorp

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Cheryl Eisen
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Bloomberg Without Pants: Not A Pretty Picture

RAFTING1-articleLargeMost pols look lousy in shorts (think Bill Clinton in his POTUS jogging days) and Mayor Mike is no exception. This shot of him promoting the pleasures of the Adirondacks390-raft-0722 with Andrew Cuomo reminds us just how much a good tailor (and suit)  can do for a 72 year old billionaire.

Pawn Shop’s Rick Harrison Gets Hitched; Chumlee Is Ring-Bearer

Via TMZ:

“It was a “Pawn Stars” wedding in California this weekend … as Chumlee, Big Hoss, the Old Man and more gathered at the Ritz in Laguna Niguel to watch Rick Harrison tie the knot to DeAnna Burditt.

It all went down without a hitch — Chum was the ringbearer, Hoss stood right by his father’s side, and Rick’s favorite car restorer Danny Koker performed the ceremony … sans sleeves, of course.

It’s marriage #3 for both 47-year-old Harrison and 36-year-old Burditt.

Mazel!!! “– Via TMZ0722-rick-harrison-deanna-splash2-3 0722-subasset-rick-harrison-deanna-splash2-3-1

Landlordrocknyc Cheap Thrill: Half-Naked NYFD Firemen Return For Charity

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The NYFD calendar is 934855_10151662347931019_17000860_n 390-fdny-0812back, for its second appearance since it was canceled in 2007 when one of  New York’s bravest and hottest  was revealed to have had a prior life in porn. A similar resume is enjoyed by Bravo’s  Million Dollar Listing New York’s Fredrick Eklund and he revels in his naughty past. So let’s revel in all this brave beefcake strutting for charity, $12.95.

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The High Geezer Style of George H. W. Bush, Sock Man

Kudos to 41 for showing IhXhzRvus how it’s done. He can no longer walk but keeps rocking those  crazy socks  . Obviously his fashion filter came off a long time ago, and his colorful hosiery is a late-life version of the pink pants men of his class wore at the club.

The 89-year-old George H.W. Bush, who just a few years ago parachuted out of an airplane, is no longer able to stand and spoke less than a minute at the White House Monday. But the 41st president still showed his george-hw-bush-41-socks-presidents g7VJyNBspark Barack Obama, George H. W. Bushwith the colorful socks that are becoming his trademark and the barbs he traded with his son, Neil, chairman of the Points of Light organization. Bush simply thanked the Obamas for their hospitality and then turned the floor to Neil by telling him, “Keep it short.”

“He may not be parachuting any more, but he’s taken up a new hobby and that is he’s trying to be a style setter,” Neil teased, pointing out his father’s red-and-white striped socks. “GQ man, we’re calling him, instead of 41.”

I’m Too Sexy For My Job: Iowa Supremes Uphold Ridiculous Ruling

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The Iowa Dental Temptress, Melissa Nelson

It took middle-aged  Iowa dentist James Knight 10 years to decide that a young, pretty female employee was so tempting  that she threatened his marriage? Yupp. So he fired her.
And the all-male irresistible-attraction-firing-1 flirt13n-1-web court ruled that it was a matter of emotions, not gender,  and that discrimination did not occur.

Must-Miss TV: Bravo’s ‘Property Envy’ Talk Show

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What was Andy Cohen & company smoking or drinking  when they gave the green light to this snore of a show? Over-priced, over-designed real estate has become such a boring programming cliche that I long for HGTV in its Candice Olsen / David Bromstad glory days. How about news the rest of us can use? I have no desire to transform my apartment into a Moorish palace. Do you?

The show’s premise is as minimalist an appeal to home-related advertisers as it gets: Three panelists and a a host comment on the decor (and guess the listing price) of three  multi-million dollar properties. property-envy

I wonder if Jeff Lewis’ snarky star power can save this one. But he’s back,  both on ‘Interior Therapy”

now and for Season 7 of Flipping Out.

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Via Bravo.com:

“Property Envy is an all-new 30 minute panel talk show hosted by Stephen Collins with passionate property expert Jeff Lewis, prominent interior designer Mary McDonald, and Chicago-based real estate guru Brandie Malay breaking down the world of luxury real estate, cutting-edge home technology and trendsetting décor. The world’s most exclusive and expensive homes throw open their doors as every week the design obsessed host and esteemed panelists dive into everything from one-of-a-kind cultural landmarks to $45 million dollar houses and everything in between.”

Saatchi Tells The Press Before He Tells Nigella: I Want A Divorce

Brit Mad Man and art collector Charles Saatchi just keeps getting creepier and creepier.  Poor baby is miffed that she didn’t defend
him after their “playful tiff” aka known as  choking her in public. Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson The story from the Guardian:
“The very public disintegration of the marriage of Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson continued on Sunday when the multimillionaire art collector issued a statement to a newspaper saying he was divorcing the TV chef.

Former advertising executive Saatchi, 70, who accepted a police caution after photographs were published showing him with his hand around his wife’s neck during a row outside Scott’s restaurant, Mayfair, on 16 June, told the Mail on Sunday: “I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced.

“This is heartbreaking for both of us as our love was very deep, but in the last year we have become estranged and drifted apart. I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way.”

He said his hands were around her neck, but no pressure was applied; it was a gesture to hold her attention, and “could equally have been Nigella grasping my neck to hold my attention – as she has done in the past, although not in front of Scott’s with a photographer snapping away”. The still photograph gives a “wholly different and incorrect implication”, his statement said, and Lawson had given a statement to the police to support this view. Lawson left the couple’s home in Chelsea shortly after the incident and, reportedly, has been refusing to answer texts and voicemails from her husband.

Saatchi added: “I am sorry that we had a row. I am sorry that she was upset. I am even more sorry that this is the end of our marriage.”

Saatchi, who married Lawson, his third wife, 10 years ago following the death of her first husband, John Diamond, 47, from throat cancer in 2001, wished her the best for the future and “her continuing global success” and said he felt “very fortunate to have had such a lovely wife for many years”.

As Saatchi was vilified as a wife-beater, and Lawson portrayed as a victim of domestic violence, he voluntarily went to Charing Cross police station and accept a police caution. He later made an ill-judged comment to the London Evening Standard, where he is a columnist, describing the incident as a “playful tiff” and that he had accepted the caution to prevent the incident “hanging over them”.

Lawson had subsequently been pictured without her wedding ring.

The Mail on Sunday said Lawson, 53, was not aware pre-publication “of the divorce ultimatum being issued by her husband”. Later, Lawson’s spokesman said there was no comment from her”–The Guardian